It be "Talk Like a Pirate Day"!!!!!!

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Shiver me timbers you scaly wag! It be "Talk Like a Pirate Day"!!!!!! If you don't believe this sassy wench then check out this link: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Host yer sails and head for the horizon! It is the one day of the year we can burn and pilage with our heads and swords held high! Give me, my bottle of rum and me pistol!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor. I know it's difficult for you, but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid.

Yo Ho Ho! Tis a Pirates life for this lass! :) Off to sail the high sea's of Corporate America and send the enemy to Davey Jones' Locker!!!!!!